NEW YORK, NY — President-elect Donald Trump has tapped Ashley Madison to lead Veterans' Affairs, sources confirmed.

“Look, I’ve always felt that nothing shows passion like dedicated service, and who has serviced our veterans more than Ashley? No one, that’s who," Trump said.

While not much is known about Madison outside of military circles, a high-profile data breach in 2015 revealed that she is almost universally loved by people with ‘.gov’ and ‘.mil’ email accounts. In fact, those most familiar with her say she cares so much about veterans that she’s been known to "play cupid" for some of her more lonely warrior friends.