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Trump to repurpose USS Enterprise Into Floating Hotel and casino

By Duffel Blog Staff
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President-elect Donald Trump announced that he would re-purpose the retired aircraft carrier USS Enterprise (CVN-65) into a floating hotel and casino, according to a new press release.

The refitted aircraft carrier will be christened the USS Donald J. Trump.

"The USS Trump is going to be best cruise ship in the world," Trump said in a statement. "Second to none. Completely remodeled. You'll be so proud. It's going to have the best people. We're going to make this aircraft carrier great again. Revenue from the Trump will go directly to paying down the national debt."

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