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Mattis forgets to send card to his mother of all bombs

THE PENTAGON — Defense Secretary Jim Mattis is apparently in hot water after he realized this morning he forgot to send a card to his mother of all bombs, sources confirmed.

"Oh my god, I can't believe I forgot her," Mattis told reporters while doing weapons maintenance on his .50 caliber machine-gun.

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