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ISIS takes credit for blowing up CO's bathroom

MIRAMAR, Calif. — The Islamic State (ISIS) has taken credit for yesterday's foul and heinous action which blew up the bathroom of Marine Maj. Gen. Mark Wise.

The incident was apparently carried out by a member of ISIS' elite Martyrs of al-Mirḥāḍ Brigade, which infiltrated the general's bathroom and apparently dropped a huge bomb right where everyone would have to deal with it.

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