WASHINGTON — The nation’s war dead overwhelmingly agreed with President Donald Trump’s Memorial Day remembrance tweet and asserted their happiness at how well the country is doing, sources confirmed today.

On Monday, Trump tweeted that the war dead would be happy and proud at how well the country is doing, while noting the positive state of the economy and that blacks, Hispanics and women have the lowest unemployment rates in decades. He also referred to rebuilding the military in an apparently positive way, to the befuddlement of frustrated pilots, munitions handlers and overworked special forces operators.

Still, Duffel Blog reporters visited national military cemeteries nationwide and learned that every one agreed with Trump's message.