This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
Trump deploys National Guard to New York border to block Pete Davidson jokes
HOBOKEN, N.J. — Members of the 444th Mobile Public Affairs Detachment (MPAD), 63rd Army Band, and Family Readiness Program deployed to Manhattan in support of Operation Blind Panderer, sources confirmed today.
President Donald Trump tweeted out a state of emergency after Saturday Night Live cast member Pete Davidson made a lame joke about Congressional candidate Dan Crenshaw’s eye patch, which he wears after losing his right eye to an IED as a U.S. Navy SEAL deployed to Afghanistan.
“Pete never saw a day of combat in his life,” Trump tweeted. “This Country’s great veterans are off limits as your props! I declare a State of Emergency! I’ll take a one-eyed SEAL over a two ‘butthole eyes’ comedian anyway! #MAGA!”
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Troops receive citizenship upgrade, spouses still eligible for deportation
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Sleeping Marine aces hearing test
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Trump mulls leaving seamen in Iran without Plan B
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Congress proposes veterans fight to the death for expanded benefits
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Hegseth declares blow jobs not gay if both men are fit, clean-shaven
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Staff command works hard to accomplish nothing
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