Duffel Blog Presents: The Twelve Days of Leave
Duffel Blog is proud to present "The Twelve Days of Leave" in keeping with wonderful Christmas military traditions.
On the first day of leave, my dependa gave to me,
On the second day of leave, my dependa gave to me,
Two safety briefs, and a preheated MRE.
On the third day of leave, my dependa gave to me,
Three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE.
On the fourth day of leave, my dependa gave to me,
Four babies crying, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE.
On the fifth day of leave, my dependa gave to me,
Five NJPs, four crying babies, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE.
On the sixth day of leave, my dependa gave to me,
Six machine guns jamming, five NJPs, four crying babies, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE.
On the seventh day of leave, my dependa gave to me,
Seven trucks a-breaking, six machine guns jamming, five NJPs, four crying babies, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE.
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