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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

Story Roundup

Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

Situation Report

A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

Base flags at half staff for ‘erectile dysfunction awareness day’

JOINT BASE ANDREWS, Md.—In honor of Erectile Dysfunction Awareness Day, Joint Base Andrews commander Col. Richard Weinerstein has ordered all flags flown at half-staff.

“Many of our airmen find this condition is hard,” said Weinerstein, “Or semi-hard.”

MWR and family programs are supporting the day’s awareness events with a partially inflated bouncy house.

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