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After shark attack, Coast Guard asks Congress for a bigger boat

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Oct 05, 2022
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WASHINGTON DC — A Coast Guard spokesperson has admitted that after the USCGC Kimball was forced to fire on a shark during the crew’s swim call, the service has told Congress: “We're gonna need a bigger boat.”

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