This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
AFN commercial from 2000 just as irrelevant as the day it first aired
AFN has been lauded as “the best single source of media content for those stranded with literally no alternatives.”
THE PACIFIC OCEAN — The only thing better than a new commercial about drinking and driving is a 20-year-old commercial about drinking and driving.
Don’t worry, because American Forces Network has got you covered on both fronts!
AFN has been lauded as “the best single source of media content for those stranded with literally no alternatives.” They know you’ve been watching because you didn’t even have access to porn. And because you’ve seen those same ten commercials for a decade, they also know you’ve memorized them all.
They are especially aware of your fondness for the classics.
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