SIPR podcast celebrates its tenth download
Hosts say milestone proves demand for ‘secure audio content nobody can access’
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Duffel Blog’s guide to failing your sleep study
If you soil yourself you’re guaranteed to be flagged for having something wrong with you.
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This gorilla learned sign language, and immediately told everyone it went to West Point
"The very first thing he signed was, ‘Dookie, Sir, West Point, Sir!’”
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Lieutenant won't shut the fuck up about IPAs
“He won’t stop,” said Sgt. Jake Mendoza, rolling his eyes.
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Pentagon establishes task force of task forces to address need for task forces
“So, naturally, we formed a task force to determine whether we had too many task forces."
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Pentagon says Space Force can sleep inside tonight since it’s so cold
"Given the extreme cold, we thought it only humane to let the Space Force come inside for the night."
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Pentagon reveals soldiers have eaten cats and dogs for decades
"It turns out that the mysterious meat served in DFACs was not the ‘Grade-H beef’ we claimed."
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5 dead, 3 hospitalized after airmen try MREs on a dare
Don't try this at home, kids.
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Discord wins DoD server contract
The decision comes after high-ranking officials reportedly got “really into Among Us lobbies” and appreciated the platform’s robust emoji support.
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Applebee’s admits its heart just isn’t in it anymore
We'll always have the Dollaritas
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2nd Lt. Who locked up chief Warrant officer 5 commended for finding elusive chief Warrant officer 5
Young officer was looking for Pokemon at the time
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New water-saving latrines just leave poop there forever
You thought they were broken
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Soldier wrestles with starting a profile on LinkedIn or OnlyFans
One is rife with costumes and masturbation, the other has naked pictures
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Navy rams ___ into ___ in show of force to near peers
Not at all like when ___ hit ___ and the ___ got relieved for ___ the junior ___
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Toxic Major looking forward to being toxic Lieutenant Colonel
"It's a new layer of inferiors to abuse!"
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USAF offers to donate A-10s to Ukraine. Or anybody at all, really. Please. Just F*cking take them already
Hundreds of airframes may be left on curb for pick up
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Corpsman awarded Nobel prize in medicine for mixing Tylenol with Motrin
A beautiful mind.
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DOD: Maybe this osprey thing was actually a bad idea?
Boeing: "No, no, it's all good."
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Navy commander relieved for treating his sailors like people
"I’ll try to be more indifferent and detached in the future."
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Study finds 87% of Marine privates could be replaced with Roombas
Can a Roomba beat a final boss or drink 7 Four Lokos in 14 minutes?
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38-year-old soldier uses GI bill to go to Hogwarts
Whomping Willows aside, he will still need to certify enrollment
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Marine scientists discover water also makes the grass grow
Spirit of the bayonet is now "To Hydrate"
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Schrödinger's Specialist baffles philosophers and platoon sergeants alike
What is a sham but a perception?
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Intel private who got classified tattoo now living in SCIF
No video games, no Dodge Challengers, not a single luxury
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S3 admits he wishes you were all dead
The truth that must never be spoken cannot be unsaid.
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