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13 Mar Navy & Marines Marine dives on grenade to save Dow from falling below 50,000 Commandant praises sacrifice for ‘investor confidence’ 2 min 4 Mar Navy & Marines Pacific not pivoted to yet again 'I'm starting to think America doesn't care about Great Power Competition at all,' says Chinese defense minister 1 min 27 Oct Army Anonymous donor gives Pentagon 130 million cans of Skoal wintergreen to pay troops Donation will “tide everyone over” until someone finds seven billion more cans 3 min 23 Jul Veterans Green Beans calls up reserve baristas Company pledges espresso superiority across all combat zones. 3 min 19 Mar Pentagon TRANSCOM renamed PENISORVAGINACOM to comply with presidential directives "It's super awkward to put on my LinkedIn profile," said Gen. Randall Reed, the commander. 3 min 12 Mar Veterans VA secretary promises to personally punch every veteran in the nutsack “If you’re excited about these changes, just wait til you see what I do to your balls.” 2 min 3 Mar Pentagon Leidos wins $10 billion contract to write 5 bullets on what fed employees did last week The company has been "an industry-leading innovator in bullet point technology for over five decades." 3 min 26 Feb Navy & Marines Dozens killed in Navy SEAL raid on clandestine DEI cell According to CIA data, in 2024 alone, DEI agents hosted more than 2,000 diversity-themed events. 2 min 24 Jan Army Department of Government Efficiency unable to find single chief warrant officer to fire “You can’t fire me if you can’t find me,” read a note at the bottom of a coffee mug at Marine Corps Base Camp Lejeune. 2 min
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