Marine dives on grenade to save Dow from falling below 50,000
Commandant praises sacrifice for ‘investor confidence’
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Pacific not pivoted to yet again
'I'm starting to think America doesn't care about Great Power Competition at all,' says Chinese defense minister
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Anonymous donor gives Pentagon 130 million cans of Skoal wintergreen to pay troops
Donation will “tide everyone over” until someone finds seven billion more cans
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Green Beans calls up reserve baristas
Company pledges espresso superiority across all combat zones.
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TRANSCOM renamed PENISORVAGINACOM to comply with presidential directives
"It's super awkward to put on my LinkedIn profile," said Gen. Randall Reed, the commander.
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VA secretary promises to personally punch every veteran in the nutsack
“If you’re excited about these changes, just wait til you see what I do to your balls.”
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Leidos wins $10 billion contract to write 5 bullets on what fed employees did last week
The company has been "an industry-leading innovator in bullet point technology for over five decades."
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Dozens killed in Navy SEAL raid on clandestine DEI cell
According to CIA data, in 2024 alone, DEI agents hosted more than 2,000 diversity-themed events.
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Department of Government Efficiency unable to find single chief warrant officer to fire
“You can’t fire me if you can’t find me,” read a note at the bottom of a coffee mug at Marine Corps Base Camp Lejeune.
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Walz earns support with key 'guys who consider Kuwait a deployment' demographic
Walz has seen the horrors of routine training events in partner countries.
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Is America ready for a POG vice president?
“I thought I could trust J.D., but this changes everything,” said Gertrude Witherscotch, an 87-year-old voter.
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Fauci admits military decision making process not based on science
"Unsurprised" Tucker Carlson recommends tanning taint instead
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Kids’ choice awards names war on terror 'coolest war for kids'
Afghan villagers excited to once again be focus of American attention
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Military spouse genitals now CAC-enabled
Sometimes you need to lick it first.
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F*ckin’ boot didn’t even leak any of the good shit about aliens
We don't wanna say it's aliens, buuuuuut...
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Court takes everything from guy with 'Molon Labe' tattoo
"They came and they took it all"
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Multiple F-35s shot down in 3-hour dogfight with Chinese balloon
The Air Force is said to be 'encouraged' by the outcome
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Air Force shoots down military spouse after mistaking it for spy balloon
Stuff happens. Mistakes were made. #FakeNews
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Marine stops masturbating long enough to return fire
No port-a-potties were harmed in the reporting of this article.
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First MRE eaten in war in Afghanistan finally pooped out
JACKSON, Mo. — After more than 17 years inside a retired Special Forces soldier's colon, the first Meals Ready-to-Eat consumed during the war in Afghanistan was pooped out this
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Mattis finally allowed to move out of barracks
Congrats, big guy!
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9 badass quotes Mattis should have left out of his wedding vows
Congrats to Mr. & Mrs. Chaos
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Cyber Commander stands up task force on how to open this PDF
China's fingerprints are all over this.
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Raytheon wins $500 million contract to provide naval academy with bigger, greasier pole
Slick move.
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Russian navy invades bottom of black sea
The unprovoked attack on the sea floor surprised analysts.
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