Hegseth invites 1,776 strippers to Pentagon for America 250 celebration
Secretary says event will honor the nation’s founding while “boosting morale, lethality, and tips”
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Iran plans blockade of American blockade of Iranian blockade
Strategist say counter-counter-counter blockade is 'time-honored naval move'
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5 reasons this war for oil will be better than the last war for oil, and the one before that
Administration says it has ‘learned valuable lessons’ and ‘stopped pretending’
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Pentagon strikes 'narco-terrorist' sleigh, reindeer off Venezuela coast
Notorious home invader finally neutralized in Christmas Eve strike, officials say.
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Trump blows cover on Venezuela op, crushes SEALs’ dreams of book deals
“We trained our whole lives for this chapter,” sources say.
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HGTV debuts 'gardening with the guard' series
Highlights new Army values of Loyalty, Duty, Selfless Service, and Landscaping
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New Air Force one denied security clearance due to excessive foreign connections
Jet claims it was just being polite when Qatari royals “kept climbing inside.”
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Hegseth thinking that DEI Coordinator job at National Guard bureau looks pretty sweet right now
The embattled Pentagon chief, long viewed as a DUI hire, is looking for the exits.
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Trade wars service medal delayed by China tariffs
"The supplier increased the cost by 145%."
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Hegseth’s top tips on using the warrior ethos to abandon allies and warfighters
Here are Hegseth’s best “easy outs” for serving allies and partners a big cold dish of reality.
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Mike Flynn appointed special envoy to the region between Putin’s ass cheeks
Senior defense officials say Flynn is an accomplished expert on the international enclave.
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Veterans advise hurricane relief recipients on Rat-fucking MREs
“People may have been evacuated by soldiers, but they don’t have to eat like them."
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Colonel sanders, cap’n crunch locked in bitter stolen valor feud
“That loser Crunch has faked being a captain for decades,” said Sanders.
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Army judge rules E-4 mafia has immunity for official acts
Boosting E-4s fits in the judge's personal agenda she calls “Specialists First!”
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West Point replaces mission statement with dancing mule Tik Tok
Previous changes to mission statement ignored, like most staff work.
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Are you trapped in an escape room or just your weekly staff meeting?
A Duffel Blog guide to the circles of hell
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"Yeah if only," say US drone operators after Kremlin attack accusations
"Pilots" sit up, brush off Doritos crumbs as a show of respect
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Pentagon authorizes bureaucratic combat inaction award
They also serve, who only sit and do jack.
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Eddie Gallagher’s top 5 defense tips for Russians accused of war crimes
"I know how to own a courtroom."
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Putin says Russia has 'turned a corner' in Ukraine
It was only a matter of time.
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Mike Flynn named national security advisor for Donetsk People’s Republic
He's up for the challenge.
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Strippers mobilize in support of US troop deployment to Europe
Happy Valentine's Day.
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GS-15 quotes himself in his own signature block
Pompous and oblivious make for great leadership.
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DOD’s Afghanistan PCS voucher kicked back due to unauthorized nation-building expenses
THE PENTAGON – To complete its mission in Afghanistan, the Department of Defense faces a task more harrowing than combat: getting its PCS voucher for mission and travel expenses approved. Eileen
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A shortlist of things US Navy submarines have never collided with, but might one day
They are probably using Apple Maps.
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