Homeless veteran turns to prostitution to support WMD addiction
Officials warn illicit weapons of mass destruction flooding American streets are increasingly low-grade
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ICE agents bond over stories of why they were kicked out of the military
Informal lunch discussion highlights shared experiences in disqualification, misconduct, and “creative career transitions”
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Rescue mission succeeds despite CIA involvement
Officials say outcome was ‘statistically unlikely given participating agencies’
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Pentagon reconsiders Harvard tuition assistance after learning Hegseth went there
Pentagon reviewing tuition assistance after discovering one graduate
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Hegseth saves billions by using green screen, pretending to invade countries
Pentagon says outcomes ‘indistinguishable’ from real wars
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Vet T-shirt company releases ‘shall be infringed’ line
Company says shift reflects ‘evolving understanding of constitutional rights’
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Trump adds his own name to Vietnam memorial
President says wall ‘needed a winner’ and ‘a little more gold’
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Trump offers Maduro pardon for three kilos of cocaine
President says deal would be ‘tremendous,’ ‘very fair,’ and ‘honestly a win for everyone’
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Military websites undergo annual update to make them worse
“We’re working hard to make the SIPR sites you need the most confusing piles of shit imaginable," an official said.
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Most powerful military in history mobilized to arrest guy washing dishes
Pentagon confirms use of 47,000 troops, 92 aircraft, and 13 general officers to oversee the operation.
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Hegseth disappointed sexual assault training only covers prevention
Defense Secretary allegedly confused training for a ‘how-to’ seminar.
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Hegseth demands female service members treat all orders as lawful
The policy was praised by creepy E-7s going through their second divorce.
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Stephen Miller calls ICE on commissary baggers for asking him to tip
“He screamed that tipping was socialism and threw a can of creamed corn at the nearest enlisted kid.”
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Cash-strapped Pentagon downgrades to military service with ads
After each crossing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, sentinels now scream “AFLAC!”
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Trump announces CIA op in Venezuela will go off without a hitch next week
President promises ‘best, most secret invasion ever — everybody knows it’
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Naval Academy adds 'See Spot Run' to reading list
Officials say advanced students may graduate to Green Eggs and Ham
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CIA destabilizes China by sending them Tylenol
Agency says it will weaponize Benadryl next
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Captain barely keeping a lid on all the marxism onboard
USS Wasp leadership fears crew will collectivize chow line
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National Guard mobilized to pick fruit
Governor hails “historic partnership” between citrus industry and underpaid weekend warriors
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Marine commandant realizes this is just how it’s going to be now
Commandant confirms it’s not temporary dysfunction—it’s the mission.
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Hegseth renames USNS Harvey Milk to USNS James Earl Ray, but a different one
Says move is part of broader strategy to ‘de-gay the gray hulls.’
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Guy who totally would’ve joined is just about to go fight in Ukraine too
Let's all wish him luck.
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Director of naval intelligence asking if anyone else has heard about this Ukraine thing
Anyone else know bout this?
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Critics pan Space Force, claiming the depiction of clueless general is unrealistic
It's just too absurd.
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Stuart Scheller to regain credibility with appearance on Tucker Carlson
This should fix everything.
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