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5 Oct Navy & Marines Lincoln sailor returning from deployment already broke Financial counselors unable to determine where approximately 10 months of pay went 2 min 25 Sep Pentagon Military leaders debate who gets to masturbate first in sniper arch Services clash over historic privilege of being first to defile nation’s newest military monument 2 min 4 Sep Pentagon Troops receive citizenship upgrade, spouses still eligible for deportation DHS assures troops their constitutional rights will remain uninterrupted for duration of enlistment 2 min 2 Sep Navy & Marines Sleeping Marine aces hearing test Corpsman reports “no significant threshold shift” after patient fails to respond to anything 2 min 24 Aug Army Staff command works hard to accomplish nothing Officials report unprecedented progress toward scheduling additional meetings 2 min 20 Jul Pentagon Hegseth bans teachings of Jesus from Pentagon Christian services Defense secretary says New Testament contains “significant ideological drift” 1 min 24 Jun Opinion Opinion: Nobody’s going home until the Reflecting Pool is clean A D.C. National Guard first sergeant rallies the troops to tackle the most critical mission in the nation’s capital. 2 min 17 Jun Pentagon Hegseth unveils separate but equal branches of military service Pentagon insists new force structure is based entirely on merit and several remarkable coincidences 2 min 10 Jun Navy & Marines Hegseth says half-assed daily PT has solved military's most pressing problems Defense secretary cites measurable increase in sweating across force 1 min
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