15,000 dead after longest Russian drill weekend ever
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Pentagon urges Ukrainians to hold the line until bigger FY23 defense budget is approved
Just a little while longer.
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Obama called out of retirement to drone strike some bitches
They have no idea what is coming.
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Russia deploys 10,000 red-cockaded woodpeckers to Ukrainian border
Is this a microaggresion?
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NATO puts defense of Europe on hold until ACFT rolled out
We can't go into this half-assed.
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Taliban sergeant major yells at new recruits for walking on his sand
Heads are going to roll.
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Study: Rising sea levels may affect thousands of warrant officers lounging on beach during middle of workday
One planet, one chance.
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Child stays up late on Veterans Day eve to catch glimpse of veteran climbing down chimney
He does exist!
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Taliban seizes $5 billion in abandoned American PowerPoint slides
No slide left behind.
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46 nebulous concepts to declare war on now that terrorism is defeated
So many great options.
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Has to be fate: Lieutenant finds soulmate at bar closest to main gate
True love finds a way.
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US reassures Afghans that military-industrial complex will come out of this stronger than ever
And isn't that what matters most?
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Taliban can’t believe they actually have to govern this shithole now
IED making was so much easier.
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US intel finds link between Taliban retaking Afghanistan, airmen putting hands in pockets
Once we start slipping there is no coming back.
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Afghan war planners caught plagiarizing ending from war in Vietnam
It all sounded so familiar.
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Lieutenant at sleepover dared to turn off lights and chant 'Sergeant Major' in mirror three times
Some nightmares are real.
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Taliban calls emergency meeting after US, its largest donor, pulls funding
You can sponsor the Taliban for only $5 per day.
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US quietly drops 'enduring' and 'freedom' portions of Operation Enduring freedom
Where'd we put that Mission Accomplished sign again?
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Fiery, all-seeing eye atop NSA headquarters vows to protect Americans’ privacy
The Shadow of the East speaks
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Commander relieved for tolerating normal human fallibility and error
Of course we lost trust and confidence in this guy.
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Pentagon says vaccinated troops no longer have to wear masks while throwing up in an Uber
Finally a return to normalcy.
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Russian armored division destroyed by soldier’s 20th leg tuck
Leg tucks increase lethality. It's science.
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Space Force bans moon landings after discovering rare species of lunar tortoise
This is a huge setback
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DoD adopts new 'winning isn't everything' motto
We did our best, Pentagon leaders said.
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Taliban wonders who will inadvertently fund operations after US leaves
Oof.
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