Army says generals can substitute two-minute plank in lieu of victory in Afghanistan
None have done it so far.
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New Marine Corps budget calls for more beefy boys with machine guns
“We’re in an era of great power-lifter competition."
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Value of jalapeño cheese spread artificially inflated by extended training exercise
“I’m practically a millionaire!” said Cpl. Brian Stokes.
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Pentagon leaders exchange lobbyists for Christmas
“Ooh, is that a Raytheon? I’ve always wanted a Raytheon!”
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Pentagon to replace all-volunteer force with all-voluntold force
"We believe the all-voluntold force will help us acquire the best talent the country has to offer, whether they like it or not.”
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Veteran thankful to blame PTSD for all his shortcomings
“Blaming the occasional misdemeanor or minor felony on PTSD is fairly standard,” said Dr. Bill Davidson.
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