This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
Russian navy invades bottom of black sea
The unprovoked attack on the sea floor surprised analysts.
UNDERWATER — Led by the missile cruiser Moskva, the flagship of its Black Sea Fleet, the Russian navy on Thursday launched a full-scale invasion of the bottom of the Black Sea.
“I call on all nations of the Black Sea Floor to condemn this unprovoked attack on our sovereign benthic zone,” said Aleksandr Kovalfish, a spiny dogfish and spokesman for the Black Sea Aquatic Federation. “The fishes, mammals, mollusks, and other creatures of the briny deep will respond in full force to this flagrant act of aggression.”
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