MEDCOM classifies hemorrhoids as sensitive items
Hospitals flooded with questions regarding retention
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VetBro wishes he could get back to ranting about issues he understands
"I mean, I'm not racist but..."
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White paper about white papers printed on white paper
Seriously. And someone actually thinks you'll read it.
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Major dies while on hold with SATO travel
Literally no one surprised.
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"I’d do it all again if I had to,” says retiring Air Force public affairs officer
Despite the job satisfaction, quality housing, and exceptional quality of life
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Specialist admits secret to fitness is meth
To be fair, he also drank Monster.
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Marine Corps to start using computers
This would be a major shift.
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Itching to do more for Ukraine, US invades Iraq
“It’s the last thing Russia would expect."
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New SMA: All soldiers will now wear green beret
This will be incredibly popular.
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F-35 diagnosed with ejectile dysfunction
Yet another embarrassing setback.
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2nd Lieutenant for sale to a good home
The Army gave us a few cans of dip to post this classified ad.
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Navy selects Nintendo 64 operating system for shipboard computing
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Waffle house employees to teach Army combatives
Soldiers will learn how to wield a waffle iron as a weapon.
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Jedi chaplain finds your lack of faith disturbing
Why does Chaps keep trying to Force choke me?
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Shaking HMMWV hits 88 mph, travels through time
Gotta get back in time to show the power of love.
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PSYOP authorized to wear new tin foil berets
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — The Psychological Operations community has long been known to be sort of weird. They have reached a new high, though, after finally receiving approval from the
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PsyOp drone swarm terrorizes enemies with Nickelback
This may violate the Geneva Convention.
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New, quiet lieutenant in unit 'definitely' CID: Report
Definitely sus.
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Traffic cone promoted to 1st Sgt
A hell of a leader, Army officials say.
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Army to amputate soldiers' hands to prevent use of pockets
High five!
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Colonel on verge of war with Russia worried about his soldiers’ haircuts
Some things are more important.
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Guy who'll 'never make it on the outside' also struggling to make it while in
The struggle is real, bro.
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Guy who bit head off wild snake and drank its blood afraid of vaccine produced in sterile lab environment
The logic is sound.
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Army admits warrant officers aren’t real
Yes Virginia it's true, there are no warrant officers.
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Barracks lawyer passes barracks bar exam on ninth tequila
The sonofabitch actually did it!
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