THE OPEN OCEAN – The United States Navy has once again rammed ___ into a ___, fulfilling its quarterly task of aggressively posturing its capabilities against anyone who would defy them. 

This is just another in a set of brilliant crashes. Let us not forget the time a ___ crashed ___ into another ___. Or the time the ___ jet careened itself into the ___. Or even when ___ went aground in ___. And the time ___ sank when it was not involved in combat operations. Or the ___ when the ___ hit the ___ in the ___ and then ___.