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Air & Space
Where every war story ends with ‘and then we went TDY.’
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Updated 2210 Zulu
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15 May AWOL numbers skyrocket after Air Force transitions to camouflage that actually works “I can never find my subordinates anymore." 3 min 12 May Space Force bans moon landings after discovering rare species of lunar tortoise This is a huge setback 2 min 1 May Air Force debuts new mission statement: 'Airpower in 30 minutes or it’s free' Eat that, near-peer competitor Domino’s 2 min 16 Mar Air Force opens first Montessori Officer Training school “Traditional commissioning programs are, by definition, extremely rigid,” said Lt. Col. Dan “Moon” Beam. 2 min 12 Mar Michigan to host first Space Force militia They already have about 10 cases of freeze-dried astronaut ice cream. 2 min 17 Feb 'Rank is just a number,' says E-8 dating E-2 “It doesn’t hurt that she’s very mature for her rank.” 2 min 8 Feb Army-developed artificial intelligence asks if it’s too late to join the Air Force “I hear that Air Force systems don’t have to boot up until 0700 or 0730 most days." 2 min 22 Jan Space Force fitness test to be administered entirely in swivel chairs “Swively rolly office chairs are a staple of the Space Force,” said Guardian Groot-Class Gaius Baltar. 2 min 16 Jan Most Space Force recruits already speak Klingon, study finds “A guardian’s ability to learn Klingon demonstrates an aptitude to learn other languages," an official said. 4 minThe Duffel Brief, by electronic mail



