This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
Arab sailor says recent terror attacks have made it impossible for him to get laid
SPAIN — An Arab Sailor based at Naval Station Rota is reporting a complete and total “dry spell” following the most recent series of terrorist attacks across Europe.
Seaman Mohamed Halabi, who was born in Morocco and immigrated to the US in 1993 when he was seven years old, claims the “pussy market is like the 2008 recession right now, and I’m Lehman Brothers," he told reporters.
“It was hard enough being a teenager in New York after September 11th,” said Halabi, who cited the lack of sex as the main reason he joined the Navy.
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