College class holds meeting on ways to fuck with student veteran

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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The professor and students in Dane Bright’s 9:30 Modern European History class have recently concluded an hour-long meeting about new ways to fuck with him, according to sources.

Bright, 27, a former Marine sergeant who deployed to Afghanistan and participated in the Battle of Marjah in 2010, recently decided to leave the Marine Corps to pursue a career in education.

“So far he's acted pretty tolerant of gay and transgender people,” said classmate Jeremy Barton according to the meeting’s official minutes. “We should add a new letter to LGBT every week until he finally cracks.”

“How old are our TAs?" asked the professor, Sophia Goodman. "Whichever one of you is the youngest and has done the least with your life, you're going to act really patronizing every time you talk to him. However you act with your typical undergrads, just triple that."

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