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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

Story Roundup

Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

Situation Report

A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

Combat veteran unsure whether to stand up and clap for this pogue being honored at ball game

Combat veteran unsure whether to stand up and clap for this pogue being honored at ball game

ANAHEIM, Calif. — A Marine combat veteran attending a Los Angeles Angels game is unsure of whether he should stand up and clap for this dipshit pogue soldier currently being honored on the field, sources confirmed today.

"Do I actually have to do this right now?" asked Byron Trask, a former infantry sergeant who left the Corps in 2016.

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