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Commander screams out first sergeant's name during sex

HILL AIR FORCE BASE, Utah — Half of the 86th Intelligence Squadron overheard their commander cry out the name of the unit's first sergeant during climax with his wife, sources confirmed today.

"We all heard it and laughed for 30 minutes straight," said Staff Sgt. Brian Seberns, an intelligence analyst who specializes in nuclear test sites and people getting it on.

The incident happened several hours into a squadron party over the weekend, where members of the unit were drinking and enjoying a good buzz. Col. Allen Murphy pulled his wife away to "check on his office" at one point, sources said.

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