ANNAPOLIS, Md. – Retired Navy Capt. Krissy Dickinson admitted at a retired officers’ luncheon on Sunday that she had been drawing sky vulvas her entire career.
“Those boys think they invented sky porn?” Dickinson growled over her 11am scotch. “My first check ride I drew a clitoris over Pensacola. Good thing the boys on the flight line had never seen one before.”
Dickinson, now 58, laughed to herself, drew a fallopian flight path on the table with a Splenda packet, and took a full eight seconds to wink.
