This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
'I still like beer' says soldier at 2nd DUI hearing
CLINTON, Okla. — A National Guard soldier is not backing down in local court about his love for hops, sources confirmed today.
Oklahoma National Guardsman Spc. Demond Dowski appeared before a judge after his second DUI charge in the past 13 months. Dowski was appointed a public defender, saying he could not afford an attorney.
“I figured there was no sense of me getting my own lawyer since I am innocent," Dowski said. "That is money I could be spending on beer. Know what I mean?”
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