This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
ISIS threatens to behead Bugs Bunny if demands not met
DAMASCUS, Syria — The mystery of Bugs Bunny’s recent disappearance took a troubling turn after ISIS claimed to have taken him hostage, sources confirmed today.
The kidnapping of the iconic Hollywood star comes as a major victory for the so-called Islamic State, as Bunny is the most high-profile American to fall into their hands.
"Taking Bugs Bunny hostage is a victory for ISIS that will send shockwaves around the world," said Bill Testier, a senior defense analyst at the Pentagon. "It's even worse than the time they painted a fake tunnel entrance on the side of a cliff, resulting in eight American casualties."
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