This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
Jacksonville tattoo parlor celebrates 1000th backwards EGA
JACKSONVILLE, N.C. — Streamers fell from the ceiling and a magnum of Pabst Blue Ribbon was popped as Blind Bomber Tattooing celebrated their 1000th backwards Eagle, Globe and Anchor being tattooed Saturday evening.
The lucky recipient was Marine Corps Pvt. Denny McClusky, a slightly-drunk Bulk Fuel Specialist new to the fleet at nearby Camp Lejeune. For the honor, Blind Bomber presented him with a 5-pack of Wintergreen Skoal and a gift card to the food court at the Jacksonville Mall.
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