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What kind of underwear is Sergeant Jackson wearing under her ACUs?

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 3 minutes

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1542

The following is a guest column written by your next SHARP case.

Hey man, have you seen Sgt. Jackson? She’s walking around the PLL office without her blouse on. She is so hot. I wonder…what kind of underwear do you think she’s wearing?

No, no, I’m not being gross. I’m just saying. What kind, do you think?

Maybe something hot, like, a black and pink lace bra with matching panties. Or boy shorts, those are hot too.

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