Skip to content
DUFFEL BLOG

Free military brief. No CAC required.

For more than a decade, we've deployed pitch perfect satire to service members around the world.

Join thousands of troops, veterans, and defense insiders who read Duffel Blog before breakfast.

“A must-read for national security nerds.”

—The Daily Beast
Subscribe form

Free. No spam. Unsubscribe anytime.

14years publishing
4,200+dispatches filed
17,000+readers briefed

The Duffel Brief · the free edition, Monday, Wednesday and Friday

Vol. 15 · No. 119 · Monday, 5 October 2026

Navy & Marines

Lincoln sailor returning from deployment already broke

Financial counselors unable to determine where approximately 10 months of pay went

Paste-eating Marine praised for unmatched commitment to unit

Backed-up toilet appointed new Secretary of the Army

Three editions a week, paid for by our subscribers

Vol. 15 · No. 119

Worldwide edition

Reader supported

Delivered 3× weekly

America's most trusted military news source

Duffel Blog

Established 2012 · Deployed worldwide

Vol. 15 · No. 119 · Deployed worldwide

Monday

5 October 2026

2353 Zulu

Next edition Wednesday

← Front page
· Page 2

Meet the Taliban commander moonlighting as a member of the Afghan parliament

Filed · 1534

KABUL — Abdul Hazizi is not just your average, run of the mill Taliban commander. He's also a patriotic publicly-elected Afghan official. And while it's not so easy to juggle two full-time jobs, Hazizi thinks he has it all figured out.

“Both jobs very complementary you know,” Abdul Hazizi told reporters in an interview, as he finished his last sip of tea before slipping out of his man-jam fatigues and into a cheap suit. Once changed, he gave his aide his AK-47 in exchange for a bulky gold Rolex watch.

"That’s a gift you know. From Russia friend of mine," he said, motioning toward the watch. Hazizi speaks English fluently, although he has a heavy accent and commits occasional grammatical errors.

He learned it from CIA operatives who trained him to fight the Soviets when he first got his start in Afghan politics some 40 years ago.

Also on this page

Your Cart

Your cart is empty

Browse the shop to find something you like.

Continue Shopping →
Subtotal

Add more for free shipping.

✓ You qualify for free shipping!