DENVER, CO — The Phony Veterans of Foreign Wars, the nation's leading military fakers' organization — representing fake members from all service branches — has gone on the offensive in the fight against military bloggers.

PVFW fired back with a public relations offensive, speaking with reporters and establishing a password-protected blog on their website devoted to peer-reviewed development of members' stories of their superhuman valor and heroism.

"Because of these milbloggers' relentless assault on our First Amendment-protected right to lie about brief, unglamorous or nonexistent military service," PVFW chairman Michael Spurwick told reporters, "several of our members have suffered irreparable damage to their reputations, and a few have even had their businesses and careers ruined, after being exposed as frauds. Something had to be done."

Spurwick, a former Army sergeant, who was promoted to General before retiring as a Captain, has a long and impressive career of made-up military service.