Sooooooooooo chill RN, bruh.

ARLINGTON, Va. - Recently-retired Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and head of all US armed forces, Gen. Mark Milley, today opened the doors to his next chapter - a cannabis dispensary called “The Joint Chiefs of Stash.”

You don’t earn this badge, you vibe it.

“I am suuuuuuper baked right now, man,” Milley stated while exhaling after holding in a drag for an alarmingly long period. “Oh yeah, you wanted me to talk about my pot shop, yeah. It’s cool, huh [indecipherable coughing]?”