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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

Story Roundup

Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

Situation Report

A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

National Guard commander impressed with how much Taliban accomplished in a single weekend

Why can't you be more like the Taliban?

National Guard commander impressed with how much Taliban accomplished in a single weekend

ATLANTA, GA — As the world focused on Afghanistan and the Taliban’s lightning-fast takeover of the nation, many American and British veterans of the war watched in horror as it seemed two decades of bloodshed and hard work unraveled in a matter of a weekend.

But Lt. Col. Thaddeus Cole, commander of the Georgia National Guard’s 2nd Battalion, 121st Infantry watched in awe as the Taliban occupied the capital city of Kabul with barely a shot fired.

“Holy crap,” Cole told his subordinates during an impromptu Zoom conference last evening. “These guys [the Taliban] hijacked millions of dollars in U.S. equipment and took over an entire country between Friday and Sunday night. That’s basically a drill weekend for us!”

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