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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

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Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

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A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

Navy football unveils “Donald Duck heritage” pants-less uniforms for Army/Navy

ANNAPOLIS, Md. – Ahead of the annual Army-Navy game, Navy Football has unveiled their custom 2019 game uniforms. The uniforms are Donald Duck themed and come complete with a custom helmet, receiver gloves, and a new jersey—but no pants.

For the past several seasons Army and Navy have each released custom uniforms honoring individuals or units important to their respective service’s heritage. Naval Academy Superintendent Vice Admiral Sean Buck explained that he feels the new uniforms carry on that tradition.

“While Donald is not technically a Navy Grad, his short temper, impotent rage, and desire to have sex with a duck are in keeping with the noblest traditions of the Naval Academy and represent something all Navy grads can aspire toward,” Buck said.

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