This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
Navy replaces command photos with command mugshots
NORFOLK, VA. – In his first action as Commander of U.S. Surface Forces, Rear Adm. Richard Brown has announced that all ships will phase out official command photos in favor of official command mugshots, sources confirmed today.
“In the wake of recent incidents, the public has questioned the readiness of our fleet,” Brown said. “But now they better believe we’re ready — ready to send our commanders straight to federal prison.”
Though the new policy will supposedly expedite the booking process of its leaders and save the Navy literally dozens of dollars, not everyone is thrilled with the changes.
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