NEWBURYPORT, MA – Though it has been only a week since Seaman Apprentice Stacy Peters has graduated from Coast Guard Boot Camp, she is already drafting up dream careers she will most certainly change her mind about in roughly five minutes, sources confirmed.

“I’ve always wanted to be a journalist!” Peters told reporters. “I want to be a Public Affairs Officer, so I can tell the real stories behind the scenes of the Coast Guard, ya know? The nitty gritty!”

Before finishing her thought, she made clear that if that doesn’t work out, she’s got a few back up plans. “I love sea life, so I think I could be a Marine Safety Technician. I’ll be saving dolphins and seals from pollution. That’s where my heart really is.”