2nd Lieutenant for sale to a good home

The Army gave us a few cans of dip to post this classified ad.

By As For Class

Attention all potential buyers! Are you tired of your current second lieutenant being just... a second lieutenant? Are you in need of an upgrade?

Look no further, because we have the perfect second lieutenant for you!

This top-of-the-line second lieutenant has all the features you could want in a junior officer: impeccable attention to deta…