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7 habits of highly effective suicide bombers

Are you a suicide bomber aspirant struggling to succeed in today's saturated market? Are you envious that everyone is calling Yusuf the "Damascus Dominator" because he courageously took out a room full of children with a suicide vest? We here at Duffel Blog understand that blowing yourself up can be a daunting, if not downright terrifying task. To help you achieve the guilt-free martyrdom that comes with murder, we've adapted Stephen R. Covey's "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People" in order to make sure that you go out with a bang.

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