Actual douche promoted to major

This is historic.

By Whiskey Fueled Tirade

FORT HOOD, Texas — The Army confirmed today that Capt. Court Massengill has become the first actual douchebag to be promoted to major.

“Major Massengill has been a refreshing addition to our battalion staff,” Lt. Col. Eve Summers told the Duffel Blog before pinning gold oak leaves on the young field grade. “And as our new battalio…