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Vol. 15 · No. 119 · Tuesday, 6 October 2026

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Air & Space · Page 6

Air Force drops ‘join today, get laid tomorrow’ recruiting slogan

"Get A-Head In the Air Force" probably out too

Filed · 0748

Oh hell yes!

JOINT BASE SAN ANTONIO, RANDOLPH, Tx. — Amidst growing recruiting challenges, Air Force recruiters have been told to stop using a controversial recruiting slogan, sources at Air Force Recruiting Service have confirmed.

The slogan, “Join Today, Get Laid Tomorrow,” proved successful at luring recruits to serve their country. But it also led to consternation among right-wing Christian groups who believe military members should not engage in pre- and extra-marital sex.

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