Air Force One makes emergency landing at Dairy Queen

Sep 09, 2024

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WASHINGTON — In a twist that has left the nation bewildered, Air Force One made an emergency landing at a Dairy Queen in Columbus, Ohio, on Monday.

Initial reports claimed the plane had been hacked, but the truth is far more surprising: President Joe Biden was behind the controls.

The 81-year-old Commander-in-Chief, long known for his cringe-worthy gaffe…

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