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Vol. 15 · No. 119 · Tuesday, 6 October 2026

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Car totaled after striking Marine wearing reflective belt

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CAMP PENDLETON, Calif.—The moment that installation commanders have been claiming would happen has finally taken place: A Marine wearing a reflective belt has been hit by a car. The car was totaled; the Marine and his reflective belt were completely fine.

The event took place early this morning, as Sgt. Darrius Harington was running on some random road, as Marines do. And, like a real Marine, Sgt. Harington was wearing his reflective belt.

The vehicle is estimated to have been careening at a blistering 18 mph, exceeding the the speed limit by almost 2o percent.

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