DETROIT — Veterans fought for our first amendment rights, so it seems fitting that one charity is going above and beyond to help veterans exercise theirs: The charity is donating old cars to help vets shitpost rants about America.

Hulks4Heroes, a 501(c) based in Detroit, is partnering with the Big Three automakers to donate automobiles to ex-soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines who lack a suitable backdrop to post inflammatory, borderline racist or anti-American ramblings to the internet.

"Every veteran should have a voice," said Randall Lacroix, founder and CEO of Hulks4Heroes. "Just because the Mustang they bought out of basic was reposseseed doesn't mean they shouldn't have the same opportunity to sit inside a car and yell into their phones about the deterioration of the specific fantasy of America they fought for."