Coast Guard breaks silence on Row v. Wade
Expect protests.
By Off the Beaten Path
TAMPA, Florida — The Coast Guard has finally rendered its opinion on Row v. Wade by offering support for both pro-beach and pro-water camps, sources confirmed today.
“We want every American to know that we support them in their choice of summer activity. Their body, their choice!” exclaimed Chief Petty Officer Charlie Yates.
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