When you least expect it.

THE PENTAGON - Potential leakers in the Department of Defense now have to fear something far more intimidating than heavy fines, prosecution, and prison.

Jeff and Tina are back.

“A string of damaging and embarrassing incidents show that the force lost the message from our previous online security training,” said Charles Freed, the Undersecretary of Defense for Frequently Ignored Training (USD-FIT). “So, we’re bringing back Jeff and Tina to implement a more forceful approach to making people aware that they can’t do things that make us cyber vulnerable, like share untold numbers of classified documents with fellow video game nerds or apply to be a contract killer at satirical websites.”