Guy who bit head off wild snake and drank its blood afraid of vaccine produced in sterile lab environment
The logic is sound.
By As for Class
TWENTYNINE PALMS, Calif. — Sgt. Alfred Johansson, who has spent a total of three and a half years of his life pooping inside of and masturbating in port-a-johns, doesn’t think the Covid-19 vaccine can possibly be safe.
Johansson, who once slept with three women in the same night, not once wearing protection, is also concerned about what the vaccine could do to his immune system.
“I may have eight pages worth of mandatory vaccinations in my records, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to have eight and a half pages,” said Johannson, while cleaning his teeth with toenail clippers.
Prior to Johannson’s vocal anti-vax position, he was best known in his unit for drinking urine out of a water bottle used for dip spit. He claims he was dared to but that it was “alright because he used a straw one of his buddies found on the ground and sucked the urine up through his nose.”
Johansson also garnered national attention on TikTok for claiming that the moon landing was faked and that JFK Jr…
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