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Iran threatens Israel with 'Updog' weapon

Iran has remained tight-lipped on the exact nature of this new threat.

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TEHRAN, IRAN — In a dramatic and cryptic announcement, Iran’s government has declared the imminent deployment of a secret offensive weapon named "Updog" against Israel. The proclamation, made during a press conference in Tehran, was laced with bombastic rhetoric.

"This is not just a weapon; it is a force of reckoning," an Iranian spokesman told reporter…

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