Lieutenant read a book he thinks you’d like

Oorah! Stand at ease, please!

Yeah I know you weren’t at attention, I just wanted to say that so I could feel like a real officer. What are you up to? Nothing? That doesn’t seem very productive. Are you reading anything good right now? No? You’re not reading anything?

Wow, that’s very ... blue collar of you. Say, if you’re looking to get on my intellectua…