Major dies while on hold with SATO Travel

Literally no one surprised.

Go ahead, hang up, we dare you.

FORT BRAGG, NC — Army Maj. Alexander Stiltskin recently passed away while on hold with SATO Travel, the office responsible for assisting service members once their government travel arrangements inevitably fail or go awry.

Maj. Stiltskin is not at all the first SATO fatality. But his wife, Heidi Stiltskin, said his death, m…