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Military funeral attendees unsure whether soldier was special ops or dumbass

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Slab Squatthrust
Mar 28, 2023
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By Slab Squatthrust

BILLERICA, Mass. — The small number of attendees who turned out for the funeral of a U.S. Army corporal who died last month during an undisclosed operation may have been special operations or just a really obnoxious dumbass that nobody liked, sources confirmed today.

According to sources, Josh Lencz’s casket was transported from Biller…

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